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Dave's Humor Page #2
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As a older man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,
he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard
on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on route 290. Please
be careful!" "Yeah," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds
of them !!!"
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could
outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun
of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had
had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,"
he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow
over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're
on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The
old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then,
nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, Get in."
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