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Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon
Bonaparte!" Another asked him, "how do you know?" The first inmate said,
"God told me." A voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!"
A young doctor had just opened office and felt really
excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor
told her to send him in. Pretending to be a busy doctor, he picked up the
phone just as the man came in. "Yes, that's right. The fee is $200. Yes,
I'll expect you ten past two. Alright. No later. I'm a very busy man."
He hung up and turned to the man waiting. "May I help you?"
"No," said the man, "I just came in to install the phone."
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals
recently accused George, a local man of being an alcoholic because she
saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar.
George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening,
he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all